Art Thief Gifts

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Spot the difference.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Private Viewing

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Art Plagiarism

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Art Theft

Crime section.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fencing Venn Graph

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

Copyright is aways right

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

A sleeping couple

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'Are you sure it's the original?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

"Bad news. It's a fake."