Art Thief Gifts

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Spot the difference.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Private Viewing

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Art Plagiarism

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Art Theft

Crime section.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fencing Venn Graph

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

A sleeping couple

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Cops and Rubbers.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Copyright is aways right

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Bad news. It's a fake."