Art Fraud Enthusiast Gifts

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Pretending To Care

Killer Hals

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Early Photobomb

"What made you think I would draw you?"

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

P.T. Barnum as a child.

'The insider traders always sit together.'

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'

"May I be frank as to why we're reluctant to add you to our sales force, Mr. Ponzi?"

"Good heavens no, I haven't always been a monarch! I started as a confidence trickster."

Kid draws moustaches on all the paintings in a gallery and a guard whilst the guard is on lunch.

"Look I could understand if it was a Rothko or Jackson Pollock!"

Please wait to be cheated.