Art Fraud Enthusiast Prints

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Look a huge bird!'

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Killer Hals

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Early Photobomb

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

P.T. Barnum as a child.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'The insider traders always sit together.'

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'

Happy Thanksgiving Pictures.

"May I be frank as to why we're reluctant to add you to our sales force, Mr. Ponzi?"

"Look I could understand if it was a Rothko or Jackson Pollock!"

"Good heavens no, I haven't always been a monarch! I started as a confidence trickster."

Kid draws moustaches on all the paintings in a gallery and a guard whilst the guard is on lunch.