Art Theft Savvy Gifts

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Private Viewing

Art Plagiarism

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Art Theft

Crime section.

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Copyright is aways right

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'Are you sure it's the original?'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Bad news. It's a fake."

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"