Art Theft Savvy Pillows

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Private Viewing

Art Plagiarism

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Look a huge bird!'

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Art Theft

Crime section.

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

"We think it's her most commercial collection yet."

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Copyright is aways right

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Bad news. It's a fake."

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

KINKY

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.