Art And Crime Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Arrest of La Tuta

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'