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"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."