Artful Burglars Pillows

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Emotional blackmail.'

Noir kitty.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Crime

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Wordplay: Graffiti.

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

The Police Artist.

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

Waste Thinner

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

Alleyway cat

"Try twenty-three left."

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"He has friends in high places!"

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"I've moved into corporate theft."

'Did I ever lend you a bag of money?'

'You'll never take me alive, copper!'

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"