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"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'Emotional blackmail.'

Noir kitty.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Crime

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Wordplay: Graffiti.

The Police Artist.

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Waste Thinner

"Try twenty-three left."

Alleyway cat

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"He has friends in high places!"

"I've moved into corporate theft."

"It just feels good to be wanted, you know?"

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

'Did I ever lend you a bag of money?'

Harry ordered a takeaway.