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"Try twenty-three left."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Noir kitty.

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Retrospection.

Crime

Early Ram Raids

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Flying Squad

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Caution! School Crossing.

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

"Pullover!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Waste Thinner

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

"We're not that kind of SWAT team, ma'am."

Kids kaughing at policeman.

Alleyway cat

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

'Fancy going clubbing tonight?'

El Cid.

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

Vinny 'The Mole' was a firm believer in Take Your Daughter To Work Day.