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"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Crime

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Just look at the files --- and you call this organized crime!

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

The Football Bank Robber.

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

'Got the money?'

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

"He has friends in high places!"

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

"I've moved into corporate theft."

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

Harry ordered a takeaway.

"It just feels good to be wanted, you know?"