Style-savvy Robbers T-Shirts

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Crime

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"You're a grown man now, Vincent. Quit bringing me your money to launder."

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Hostage Taker on the Loose!

"He has friends in high places!"

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

The Football Bank Robber.

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'Got the money?'

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

"I've moved into corporate theft."

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

"It just feels good to be wanted, you know?"

"Would you still love me if I wasn't a criminal?"

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"