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'You'll never take me alive, copper!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I hate when this happens."