Cops And Robbers Enthusiasts Mugs

'You'll never take me alive, copper!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

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