Police Culture Aficionado Mugs

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Might Versus Right.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Call for back-up.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'