Cops And Robbers Fan Mugs

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Moon Line UP

The hostage rescue team

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"I said have a hatchback waiting!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."