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"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"He did it!"

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

The hostage rescue team

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Al Pacino

'You got a search warrant?'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Wimpy Harry

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I said have a hatchback waiting!"