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"Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen. . . He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Ignorance of the Law

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Bank Robbery Statistics

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'