Crafty Criminal Enthusiasts Mugs

"Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen. . . He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Police film evidence

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

WANTED The Strad Cad

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'