Car Theft Recovery Gifts

'Good news sir, we've found your car.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Demonic Repossession.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Nap time."

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”