Car Theft Recovery T-Shirts

'Good news sir, we've found your car.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Demonic Repossession.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Nap time."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"