Plate Thief Gifts

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Spot the difference.

Pasta

"Please don't kill me."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Fencing Venn Graph

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

A sleeping couple

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'and what do you do?'

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

"Kids Menu Square"

'See, didn't I tell you that my Mom is a great cook!'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'What aren't we eating today, my love?'

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'