Clean Plate Enthusiast Gifts

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Please don't kill me."

"Leftovers"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

Clean dirt.

"Cut down on plastics."

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Man using shaving foam with an electic shaver.

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Plastic is killing the sea

Plastic pollution

Tapas

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."

Car wash.

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

License Plates

"I think he was supposed to bring a bottle."

I Brake For Self Serv Carwashes

Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"