Plate Cleaner Pro Gifts

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

The reluctant parrot

"Leftovers"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Umpire's Banquet.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

'See, didn't I tell you that my Mom is a great cook!'

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'What aren't we eating today, my love?'

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

Sunny side up eggs

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

"It was easier to paint the room dust color."

'I called you in to clean this up-it's Shovel Ready!'

'Dunno. It lacks something.'