Playful Plate Scrubbers Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Dishwasher.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Main Types of Cheese

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Balanced Diet"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

"Kids Menu Square"

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Covid Golf

'Why are you so rude?'

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.