Plaque Prevention Pro Gifts

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

AIDS prevention

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

Man with gasmark spraying flies

'We've been robbed!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Eggs Quarantine

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

N.Y Landmark.

"You can swipe this model."

'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.'