Tiny Plate Aficionado Gifts

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Little Piano

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

Hangry

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

Tapas

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

"Hi, welcome to Hooter."