Small Plate Lover Gifts

Tapas

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Please don't kill me."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Hamster.

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

Most Annoying Bark

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

'I'm a small builder.'

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'