Small Plate Lover T-Shirts

Tapas

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Please don't kill me."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

Hamster.

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

Most Annoying Bark

'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'I'm a small builder.'

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)