Tiny Portion Enthusiast T-Shirts

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

All-Day Breakfast

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"They're class action figures."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'I'll do half of it.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Go large or go home!

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

A computer mouse's offspring.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

The Three Bears - pocket version

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Bryant and May match heads