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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Go large or go home!

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

All-Day Breakfast

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Fruits and vegetables

"Fake."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I told you we should have split a meal.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

The Dinner Builiding

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'

"The cub holders are for your smaller drinks."