Child With A Pet Dog Gifts

A large leaf falling on a dog

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'They're dog roses!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"He ran out of pee."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

When Dogs Rule

Dog History

Fetching some fuel.

Dog Sees Only Food

'No need to shout.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Dog's game

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."