Child With A Pet Gifts

"Come on, just try it."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'They're dog roses!'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Reigning Cats and Dogs

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Very Funny."

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"I wasn't dead yet."