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Life Guard.

Destroying Music Speakers.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Motorherd

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Existential Risk

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Santa Metal Claus

Musical Fight

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Help!"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Bris

'They're playing our song.'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."