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'They're playing our song.'

Rock On

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

ZZZZZZZ Top

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Motorherd

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Disease-y Top

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Santa Metal Claus

Joan Jett

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'