Headbanging Techie T-Shirts

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Motorherd

Digital Fomo!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Disease-y Top

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Joan Jett

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'