Heavy Metal Headbanger Pillows

'They're playing our song.'

Rock On

He played the infamous suicide note.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Santa Metal Claus

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Headbanging Woodpecker.

The Drummer

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'