Those Who Appreciate Mistaken Identity Situations Pillows

'Sorry, pal -- from behind, you look just like my girl friend.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

Name

I Was Married to Banksy.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'