Third Grade Warriors Gifts

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

Computer Room.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"My dad ate my homework."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

I just can't take it anymore!

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

"I'm just saying B's are okay."

"Give me a hug!"

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

'Uh-oh, teacher burnout!'

'Don't blame me. They won't let me pray in school.'

Genghis Khan