Third Grade Warriors Pillows

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

Computer Room.

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

I just can't take it anymore!

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"Give me a hug!"

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'The teacher gave me a 'B' for coloring outside the lines. At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard!'

"I'm just saying B's are okay."

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

'Uh-oh, teacher burnout!'

'Don't blame me. They won't let me pray in school.'