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Parents preparing for the new school year.

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

Computer Room.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Child finding school too hard.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Studying and technology

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Oh no! Not more graphs? And on our first day back at school!"

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

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