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Parents preparing for the new school year.

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

Computer Room.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Child finding school too hard.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

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Organic farm

"My dad ate my homework."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Oh no! Not more graphs? And on our first day back at school!"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

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