Teaching Warriors Gifts

'Uh-oh, teacher burnout!'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'And in conclusion.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Studying and technology

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Final Exams Tip

Information Macht Frei

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Exams

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'