Thinker In The Loo Gifts

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

"This stool shall pass."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

The Procrastinator

Illogic Tree

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

August Comte

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Where history's best ideas happen.

Prehistoric Graffito

"Who's Next ?"

If toilets could talk

Nature is not perfect

Round the Clock