Thinker In The Loo T-Shirts

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Illogic Tree

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

August Comte

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Nature is not perfect

"Who's Next ?"

If toilets could talk

'Ecce homo!'

Round the Clock