Thinker With A Tail Gifts

Descartes' dog.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Playdough's The Republic

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Hamlet

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

How Optimism Works

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Challenge and solution

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Copyrighted Ideas

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie