"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"
Tail-chasing Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the inventive spirit of tail-chasing thinkers? Our collection features quirky, clever designs that celebrate creative curiosity and free-spirited ideas. Whether for a fellow creative or yourself, these items are great conversation starters and mood lifters. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that sparks happiness and celebrates the joy of thinking outside the box.
'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"
Dog lover
Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.
'We can't go on meeting like this'.
"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"
'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'
'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'
'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'
"I finally caught you... now what?"
Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.
'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'
Cat Zoom Meeting
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'
"You've already been for a walk."
'This is no game! This is who I am!'
"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."
"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."
"And here are today's categories...."
'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'
'They do say they're a shy breed.'
"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."
K9 Authors.
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
Before you feed him/After you feed him.
Tail-chasing Thinker Gifts Collection
Tail-chasing Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for tail-chasing thinkers and add a dose of humor and inspiration to your daily routine.
Tail-chasing Thinker Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and whimsy to your living space, perfect for creative thinkers who love a touch of fun.
Tail-chasing Thinker Prints
Browse our prints collection to add inspiring and playful art to your home or workspace, celebrating inventive thinking.
Tail-chasing Thinker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the playful spirit of creative minds. Perfect for expressing your original personality with style.