Tail-chasing Analyst Gifts

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Let's Celebrate

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Gloat

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Counting my Bonus...

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'Let me guess - you're pleading for profit taking?'

"Here's my quarterly report."