Themed Room Fanatic Pillows

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Newborn Chaos

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Printers

Introverted Chair

Bed Fellow

Futons/Futoffs