Theater Worker Gifts

'That's two Ts.'

Dressing Room

'Gee, I didn't know there was a casting couch just to sell POPCORN in the theater...'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

Stage Door

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Silly wig.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Moulin Rouge Security

Three Ladies

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Proposal

Snail Man