Theater Worker Pillows

Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back

'That's two Ts.'

Dressing Room

'Gee, I didn't know there was a casting couch just to sell POPCORN in the theater...'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'

Stage Door

Papageno from The Magic Flute

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

In, out, shake it all about.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Moulin Rouge Security

Three Ladies

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."